TentaMedic Ratched

candy-eyed-engie: pettyartist: raybucho: milftanks: rosethesp...

Mon, 01 Oct 2012 21:43:03 -0400

pettyartist:

raybucho:

milftanks:

rosethespiritalchemist:

#dont do that vic

I DON’T KNOW IF YOU KNOW THIS, VIC, BUT YOU’RE GOING TO LOSE A LIMB IF YOU DO THAT

do it vic,

do it

don’t be a pussy vic

seek the truth, Vic

((I met Vic once

He was cool beans))

bangheadshotbabe started following you

Mon, 01 Oct 2012 20:54:53 -0400

The tenta smirked coyly, “Thank you for the follow dear.”

paranoidmedic: ((I’m so fucking done.))

Thu, 27 Sep 2012 10:53:49 -0400

paranoidmedic:

((I’m so fucking done.))

aphoticamy: Goldfishby *BenWootten Digital Art / Paintings...

Wed, 19 Sep 2012 17:43:02 -0400

aphoticamy:

Goldfishby *BenWootten

Digital Art / Paintings & Airbrushing / Illustrations / Storybook

xenafeil: Cephalopod by *Mr—Jack

Fri, 31 Aug 2012 20:16:52 -0400

xenafeil:

Cephalopod by *Mr—Jack

ribbonofyellow: strawberryspy: devilryinemerald: mikau: other...

Sun, 26 Aug 2012 18:29:34 -0400

ribbonofyellow:

strawberryspy:

devilryinemerald:

mikau:

otherplone:

i’m going to vomit on whoever wrote this

i’m so angry

(( BUT

I’M NEARLY 19 AND THE BACKS OF MY LEGS LOOK LIKE THAT??? ))

*Tears and whale/blooper noises*

More cutthroat than mercenary jobs.

Reblog if you have mourned the death of a fictional character.

Sun, 26 Aug 2012 03:06:04 -0400

emmythefemalesniper:

tempting-succubus:

i-loaf-jhutch:

iloveyoujhutch:

If you do not reblog this, you are in fact lying.

» Feel disturbance in water » Look up » See a wild rabbit drinking from the...

Wed, 08 Aug 2012 23:25:29 -0400

» Feel disturbance in water

» Look up

» See a wild rabbit drinking from the pool

» Snatch

» Snack

chainsawsandmaplesyrup started following you

Mon, 06 Aug 2012 03:57:25 -0400

chainsawsandmaplesyrup:

tentamedicratched:

chainsawsandmaplesyrup:

tentamedicratched:

chainsawsandmaplesyrup:

tentamedicratched:

The Tenta tilted her head in a sort of pleasant smile, tentacles waving around lazily before splashing into the water, “Hello. Welcome to my adobe~”

Brooke looked at the splice in slight surprise before waving back. “Uh, hello there.” Brooke said as she examined it curiously. “It seems I may have wondered in here by accident. I didn’t mean to intrude, honest.” Brooke said as she raised her hands a little, as if to show her she was unarmed. “Who might you be, by the way?”

“You have no need to worry about an attack unless you have intent to harm me.” She purred, resting her chin on her crossed hands, “I’m Ratched, hun. May I know your name?”

Read More

“It’s a pleasure to meet you Brooke.” She said lightly, smiling wider but still not showing the teeth. She reached out and shook her hand with her wet, webbed ones, being careful of her claws.

Brooke shivered slightly at the feel of her webbed hands touching hers. “So uh…Is this where you live? I can imagine that a tenta would need to live near the water most of the time.” Brooke commented as she wiped some of the wetness from her hands on her jacket. “Have yea been here long?” She asked.

She saw that and let Brooke know by giving her a light smirk as she answered, “I been here for several years. Only relatively recent did I start talking to other people.”

She crossed her hands again and asked in interest, “What about you?”

chainsawsandmaplesyrup started following you

Sun, 05 Aug 2012 06:35:59 -0400

chainsawsandmaplesyrup:

tentamedicratched:

chainsawsandmaplesyrup:

tentamedicratched:

The Tenta tilted her head in a sort of pleasant smile, tentacles waving around lazily before splashing into the water, “Hello. Welcome to my adobe~”

Brooke looked at the splice in slight surprise before waving back. “Uh, hello there.” Brooke said as she examined it curiously. “It seems I may have wondered in here by accident. I didn’t mean to intrude, honest.” Brooke said as she raised her hands a little, as if to show her she was unarmed. “Who might you be, by the way?”

“You have no need to worry about an attack unless you have intent to harm me.” She purred, resting her chin on her crossed hands, “I’m Ratched, hun. May I know your name?”

Read More

“It’s a pleasure to meet you Brooke.” She said lightly, smiling wider but still not showing the teeth. She reached out and shook her hand with her wet, webbed ones, being careful of her claws.

chainsawsandmaplesyrup started following you

Sun, 05 Aug 2012 00:54:25 -0400

chainsawsandmaplesyrup:

tentamedicratched:

The Tenta tilted her head in a sort of pleasant smile, tentacles waving around lazily before splashing into the water, “Hello. Welcome to my adobe~”

Brooke looked at the splice in slight surprise before waving back. “Uh, hello there.” Brooke said as she examined it curiously. “It seems I may have wondered in here by accident. I didn’t mean to intrude, honest.” Brooke said as she raised her hands a little, as if to show her she was unarmed. “Who might you be, by the way?”

“You have no need to worry about an attack unless you have intent to harm me.” She purred, resting her chin on her crossed hands, “I’m Ratched, hun. May I know your name?”

chainsawsandmaplesyrup started following you

Sun, 05 Aug 2012 00:33:11 -0400

The Tenta tilted her head in a sort of pleasant smile, tentacles waving around lazily before splashing into the water, “Hello. Welcome to my adobe~”

The Cosplayer is Always Right

Fri, 03 Aug 2012 18:42:17 -0400

(Our Japanese restaurant is near a school that annually hosts an anime convention. So, it’s fairly common to have cosplayers among our customers at the time of the con. The owner is okay with it as long as they don’t annoy the other customers. On this day, we seat twelve cosplayers and, later, I seat three young customers near them.)

Young Customer #1: “What is this? Why are those guys costumed?”

Me: “Oh, there’s a large anime convention ongoing at the local school. It’s rather common to see them at the times of the gathering.”

Young Customer #1: *chuckles* “Yeah, what a bunch of dorks.”

Young Customer #2: “Total nerds.”

(Since there are no other free tables and they didn’t pre-order a table, they sit near the cosplayers while mocking them under their breath. In the meantime, a cosplayer of Pikachu is talking somewhat loudly on his phone.)

Young Customer #2: *waves at me* “Hey, you! Tell those dorks to shut up!”

Halo Cosplayer: “Oh, I’m sorry, sir.” *to ‘Pikachu’* “Dude, not so loud. You’re bothering people.”

Pikachu Cosplayer: “What? Oh, sorry to bother you guys.” *starts talking again, but much quieter*

Young Customer #3: “Yeah, that’s right. Shut up, you virgin nerd!”

Young Customer #1: “Go back to the library, virgins!”

(At this point, I warn the owner about the behavior of the younger customers. He immediately goes to their table.)

Owner: “What seems to be the problem?”

Young Customer #1: “It’s not our fault. Those nerds started to insult us! We’re not going to stay here and do nothing!”

Owner: “My staff told me the contrary, actually.”

Young Customer #3: “What?! That b***h waitress is lying!”

Owner: “Sir, I won’t allow you to insult my staff or customers. Those cosplayers were extremely polite and quiet during their meals, unlike you. If someone must be thrown out, it’s you.”

(In the blink of an eye, one of the young customers gets up and tries to grab the owner. However, to our surprise, one of the cosplayers playing Batman grabs him by the hair, slams him on the table and holds him still.)

Young Customer #1: “OW! That f***ing hurts! Who the f*** do you think you are, you motherf***er?!”

Batman Cosplayer: *in a raspy tone* “I am vengeance. I am the night. I am… Batman.”

(The two other customers begin to yell, but quickly shut up when all the cosplayers get up and surround them, showing that most of them are clearly larger than them. The mall security arrests the bad customers, and the cosplayers leave after apologizing for the trouble. However, it’s not before we snap a picture with them. Now, we frequently joke about that time when Batman, Pikachu and Master Chief saved the restaurant!)

Fetish Friday~ Put a fetish in my inbox and I'll tell you yay or nay.

Fri, 03 Aug 2012 18:36:46 -0400

Fetish Friday~ Put a fetish in my inbox and I'll tell you yay or nay.

Something's in the suburbs....

Fri, 03 Aug 2012 16:44:57 -0400

theacrobaticwebslinger:

So after finishing his late night meal, he resorted to swinging around Queens, Manhattan, Times Square even, looking around, knowing where all the drainage holes and sewer caps were. Nothing popped out even for him to see. If it were another symbiote, his spider-sense may or may not warn him. If it was Venom, he’d be suffering a headache with the power of ten electrified guitars playing right in front of your ears. But he caught a good enough glimpse the first time around of tentacles, the ones with suction mechanisms on them.

He decided to perch himself on a subway entrance, thinking this thing was probably waiting to scare train passengers, perhaps feed on the energy that such a transit system thrives on to perform its duty.

Strangely, or perhaps not so strangely, there was a punk in the subway station , graffitiing the place up before he noticed a man and a woman in the sub, hoping to get their last train ride before the subway closed for the night.

The nervous couple shifted as they noticed the punk staring at them before he looked around to make sure that they are alone. Then he smirked, making the couple even more nervous.

“Let’s just walk home honey…” The male whispered, tugging at his wife to get out of the subway. The wife nodded now feeling scared. A taxi is safer at this point right now then being relatively alone with a punk who may or may not have a weapon.

The punk, who has a deeper felony records then just petty crimes, brought out his gun making the couple still in terror, “Nope. You’re not going anywhere. I’ll be taking your money…..all of it. All of your valuables….” He trailed off, giving the woman a leer.

It was at this time that a set of yellow eyes came across this scene after crawling out of the sewage line to gather more metal and ingredients, and watched, knowing full well who is innocent and who is about to commit crime, possibly rape and murder. The eyes narrowed in slight anger and in slight smudge. This gave the creature a reason to attack in her eyes.

From the outside entrance, there were multiple sets of screams and several gunshots.

Something's in the suburbs....

Fri, 03 Aug 2012 14:30:00 -0400

theacrobaticwebslinger:

tentamedicratched:

It’s strange, some things are disappearing as of late during the late night. Occasionally when the areas have dogs, the animals would go crazy, barking into the night.

Houses with open windows would find their bread or food stolen with no apparent evidence of foot print, just weird tracks on the ground like multiple giant snakes.

Not only were food stolen, specific metal were also stolen. More and more metal were being stolen over a wide radius of the suburban area.

It was so fishy. Days ago before he donned the symbiote yet again, civilians were telling him of things gone missing. Mostly, it was street vendors, and suburbanites who occasionally talked to the webslinger if they appreciated him enough to. They told him of the objects gone missing in the black of night with no culprit to be seen. Things a baby couldn’t steal easily, food a domesticated animal wouldn’t get away with feasting on or taking off with.

He figured enough was enough. Time to investigate. And it didn’t help that the symbiote, who was practically evil, was hissing at him once more as if it felt it’d be a good idea to put into effect. He went to a Subway location in Queens in costume, it was late, near closing hours - it’s New York, but all Subway restaurants close at some designated time. When he approached someone ready to fix his sandwich, before giving the order, he spoke to the worker. “You guys have anything stolen from you recently? Particularly metal, like, maybe silverware? And some perishable food items?”

He got no answer. So he ordered his sandwich - superhero discount was $3.50 for a foot long, and $0.99 for a six inch, drink came free. It just wasn’t posted out in the open, for fear the public would get jealous. Walking out of the restaurant with a meatball marina sub, his mask up to his nose as he’s gorging himself, he looks around at the road on the side of him suspiciously. His eyes fixed on the sewer cap. It’s gotta be something burrowing underground.

The webslinger would be right, the creature is burrowing underground so to speak, putting together a machine. The creature has no intention of any harm with the machine, as a matter of fact it does the opposite.

The creature has a basic philosophy of do no harm unless otherwise threatened. The creature eats meat, and occasionally will eat human flesh, but has yet to have done that since mysteriously being in New York sometime ago.

Yellow eyes looked up at the water drain, hearing occasional foot passing by an cars late into the night. At this point of time, the sewage smell is tolerable, but no less undesirable.

The eyes narrowed in thought…..still need more supplies. It’s not easy to get them when hiding.

Something's in the suburbs....

Wed, 01 Aug 2012 01:26:56 -0400

It’s strange, some things are disappearing as of late during the late night. Occasionally when the areas have dogs, the animals would go crazy, barking into the night.

Houses with open windows would find their bread or food stolen with no apparent evidence of foot print, just weird tracks on the ground like multiple giant snakes.

Not only were food stolen, specific metal were also stolen. More and more metal were being stolen over a wide radius of the suburban area.

thedevilspets started following you

Sun, 29 Jul 2012 05:21:00 -0400

thedevilspets:

tentamedicratched:

The tenta at that point was already gone, leaving no pain killers, no glass of water, but a little note right next to him.

he looked down at the note “jesus christ..I’m supposed to quit the stuff” he said as he picked the note up with his tail and read it “I just hope the woman doesn’t come and sneak up on me”

Be careful on using the cat nip right were enemies can get you. You were amusing, yes, but real slow on reflexes and your….’insincts’ are out of touch. Catching invisible colors will do you no good in being safe, except perhaps amuse the enemy to no end.

I would give you water and painkillers, but I have the feeling that you wouldn’t touch it.

- Ratched.

thedevilspets started following you

Sun, 29 Jul 2012 05:14:40 -0400

thedevilspets:

tentamedicratched:

thedevilspets:

tentamedicratched:

thedevilspets:

tentamedicratched:

thedevilspets:

tentamedicratched:

“…………Did you just inhale and eat cat nip?” She asked, skipping over his name because of amusement.

“Yup!” he said grinning “Helps me calm down” he told her and was starting to purr “but after a few more minutes I don’t feel anything so I might get unresponsive soon” he told her.

“I’ll….keep watch hun.” She quipped, amusement still fully visible on her face.

he sat down and then laid on his side, he started to purr loudly “there are a bunch of colors dancing around”

“just sit down and enjoy the show Drake.” She chuckled, her amusement growing higher and higher.

his hand reached out to grab one of the dancing colors, he checked his hand and saw nothing in it “damn” he tried a few more times before stopping and doing nothing.

And she just watched, a chuckle spilling out occasionally. She decided that if he ended up knocking himself out, she’ll just keep watch until he’s almost ready to wake.

Right there she’ll disappear for his sake.

drake stayed unresponsive to everything for an hour before he started to feel anything again “my head hurts” he mumbled.

The tenta at that point was already gone, leaving no pain killers, no glass of water, but a little note right next to him.

thedevilspets started following you

Sun, 29 Jul 2012 05:02:26 -0400

thedevilspets:

tentamedicratched:

thedevilspets:

tentamedicratched:

thedevilspets:

tentamedicratched:

“…………Did you just inhale and eat cat nip?” She asked, skipping over his name because of amusement.

“Yup!” he said grinning “Helps me calm down” he told her and was starting to purr “but after a few more minutes I don’t feel anything so I might get unresponsive soon” he told her.

“I’ll….keep watch hun.” She quipped, amusement still fully visible on her face.

he sat down and then laid on his side, he started to purr loudly “there are a bunch of colors dancing around”

“just sit down and enjoy the show Drake.” She chuckled, her amusement growing higher and higher.

his hand reached out to grab one of the dancing colors, he checked his hand and saw nothing in it “damn” he tried a few more times before stopping and doing nothing.

And she just watched, a chuckle spilling out occasionally. She decided that if he ended up knocking himself out, she’ll just keep watch until he’s almost ready to wake.

Right there she’ll disappear for his sake.